Master of Ceremonies, cream get the money..

I will follow back to the end of existence, if you can show me the world, i can show you something bigger.

A little about me...I was born on the moon as royalty. When the first draft of the legendary film Cool Runnings was released my father promptly sent for a messenger to deliver us the script.

Displeased with the lack of space battles in the script, i wished a rocket plane into existence with my pituitary glands. Though, my lack of trigonometric knowledge led me to arrive right at the exact point at which i started.

Not giving up, i punched myself in the mouth until i arrived on Earth, where i crawled into the sewers to live an existence as Jack Burton.

Written by Your Mother.
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
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